This is probably one you'll need to enlarge:
If you, for some reason that is between you and your rapidly receding sanity, would like to download the new Cory Bernardi app, is a real thing and it is here!
Apparently the app is designed to look like a coffee table, so you and your friends can listen to Cory's latest inspiring brain fart over non-halal anti-pasto!
Why anyone would want an app to keep up to date with the blog posts, media appearances and idle thoughts of any sitting politician, let alone Cory Bernardi, is puzzling to me.
BUT NOW YOU CAN, in the comfort of your own coffee table hand.
By the way, I have a new tumblr! You should totally follow it.
It has a whole bunch of non-political cartoons too, including this one: