Maybe we'll take the car

If you haven't seen it yet, I also have a new satirical newspaper blog - This is Australia. Today. The only national newspaper which sets the agenda and then forgets where it left it.

The curtsy and the damage done

Matthew Archer, deputy chair of the Australian Monarchists' League (oh, what a crazy time of Pimms and perfectly poured tea they must have at their meetings) has said he didn't think the Queen would be offended, "No, not really I think she's a pretty tough lady."


It takes a tough old bean to withstand the indecency of a handshake and a bow. Thank God she's such a hardy one, it's a world full of misplaced bows and unfortunately lopsided curtsies out there.

The horror, the horror.

It's a brave look, being forced into a moral decision after exhausting every possible immoral/amoral option. 

Carbon Price II: The Bloodening

Spring 2013.

One man. Alone.

A pledge... IN BLOOD.

An unstoppable force. An immovable object. A question of strength.

CARBON PRICE II: THE BLOODENING.

Rated: Unrestricted (political warfare). Contains: Weaponised electricity. A controlled media.